May 2012
1 post
“Sometimes, someone just comes along and gives you a compliment without even...”
April 2012
1 post
March 2012
1 post
February 2012
1 post
episode 2
That moment while watching a bad movie, someone says “It’s a trap” and your girlfriend does her best Ackbar impersonation in the next second.
#thisrelationshipisnotatrap
January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
4 posts
“Roses are red
Violets are blue
Something something something
Cheesecake...”
– my lame attempt at poetry
talking softball, from maine to san diego
Often when discussing any idea with people close to me, they mistake me when shooting them down.
First, I need to state that I don’t take pleasure in crumbling other people’s ideas. Nor do I dislike being excited about a project. Rather the opposite. I enjoy being pumped to work with someone, if it’s their idea, and hopefully improve it. I’ve heard time and time again...
November 2011
3 posts
“refactoring code without tests is like playing jenga”
farts
People on a crowded bus react in a similar fashion as a gas in a vaccum: whenever some of that gas is removed, the rest of the gas expands to occupy the most space.
Thus, once a bus is crowded, no matter how many people leave, the remainder occupy more space to maintain the illusion that, in fact, the bus is still crowded.
This brings me to the conclusion that you can have a crowded bus with...
October 2011
6 posts
“That was a ridiculously good way to start the day. I’m speechless.”
– thank you
“You shouldn’t obsess. But to be fair, neither should I.”
the children of the night
So today some vampire shit-fest of late was on tv. And I thought of Bela Lugosi. I admit I have not yet seen Dracula yet — something I deeply regret, and should remedy ASAP — but I couldn’t help but wonder: is Bela Lugosi spinning in his grave with these new, sparkly vampires?
As luck would have it, it’s October, and Cinemassacre is running their usual halloween themed...
September 2011
7 posts
we could flood the streets, with light or love or...
It makes me sad. It’s really a feeling I can’t describe, of missing something, something that needs to be there, that comforts me, that makes me feel better.
Try as I might, I can’t make sense of it. It used to be like this, and I used to like it like this, then things changed. I changed. I started expecting more. I started looking for that special warmth, that emotion that...
“Deny deny deny.”
“I can’t shake this feeling that I’m forgetting something…”
“A good friend of mine is going to be a father. Damn life, you moving fast.”
– Also, drugs sometimes come in unusual forms
“Am I bad person for thinking that someone I hadn’t seen in a long time has...”
– Schadenfreude
this particular place
(I’ve not done the ‘short story’ bit in a while, let’s see where this goes…)
She stopped the car short of the woods’ outskirts. The trash surrounding it was filthy. Piles of old appliances, bottles by the thousands, the rusty old shell of what may have been a sports car, once.
The dog barked in the backseat. His dog. Ever since the disease started spreading,...
August 2011
6 posts
the best is yet to come
I’ve been reading my blog again. Who is this person here and there, so unlike me and yet so familiar?
I love reading of my love hate relationship with Super Ghouls and Ghosts, and the passion it brings in me.
I love the nostalgia factor of a lot of other things. And especially the 200 promises of post arcs that never happen.
But most of all, I’ve noticed a trend. Most of my posts...
fresh coat of paint
Got myself a new theme, and I plan on posting some more in the near future (hopefully).
Do you peoples like it?
“loud music. loud music to drown the thoughts away.”
“did absolutely nothing wrong, yet i feel like such a dick”
the boogieman isn't real
So.. I think I’ve said before, but my 3 favourite songs are (in no particular order), Everlong, by the Foo Fighters; Blurry, by Puddle of Mudd; and Carolina Drama, by The Raconteurs.
And I’ve most definitely talked about how my devices have achieved sentience. I produce here a new tale, entirely factual.
This morning, on my way to work, my cellphone started playing Everlong. I always have it on...
marble hornets
I’ve been watching this ARG, called MarbleHornets. I won’t go into much detail of what it is. Read the wiki, you should get it.
What I will say, is that it’s fucking scary. [Whoops, this post is PG-13. Enjoy.] It’s one of those nosleep.jpg situations. But you wanna see it right? Cause you really wanna know where it all leads. I wanna burn it fire in one hand, and on the...
July 2011
1 post
“I +1 you”
– feelings for the cool kids
June 2011
1 post
threw it on the ground
Man I’m not gonna write a damn post! Maaan, you ain’t my dad. My dad’s NOT A BLOG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAcxHQalWOw
May 2011
2 posts
“I think I forgot why I want a blog in the first place.”
– It’s so I can say prick. And bollox.
the way it always starts
So I bought an SNES. Hurray!
Got dirt cheap from a friend of mine (thanks buddy), and brought it home. Got an AC adapter, plugged the sucker on, and it works. Lost most of my games though.
Nothing a brief trip to my best friend’s house couldn’t fix. Got some of my most important games there. I’m still missing over 15 games, but a couple of the more important ones I have now...
April 2011
3 posts
“I’LL DO ANYTHING FOR SOME MOTHERFUCKING COOKIES!”
– The fat chick that was just kicking the vending machine
“I’m not insane, seriously”
– I promise
March 2011
5 posts
dashorts, dascripts
So for a really long time I’ve had this burning desire to shoot a short film. The problem I ain’t got no script.
I wrote this little POS pedantic one, but i really isn’t any good. It was a mess of pure filler. I guess I’m still somewhat better at blogging than creating a cohesive story.
So now I’m on the lookout for good scripts. Have you seen any?
If so, contact...
“Had a big post, tumblr for android ate it — very fizzled”
– Swype autocorrected that last word. It did start with an F…
February 2011
7 posts
“Procrastinating: it’s hard work!”
Rope - Foo Fighters →
“Punishing idiots will not make them better. I don’t care how much you try.”
“Never EVER compare a person to a dog. There is just so much wrong that can come...”
“‘I Dig a Pygmy’, by Charles Hawtrey and the Deaf Aids! Phase One, in...”
– youtube